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…but don’t get mad

  • Lactose Intolerance And Real Estate

    I’ve come to realize that I could never be a realtor because I’m lactose intolerant. You may be thinking (or maybe not) how my intestinal abilities to process dairy could possibly have anything to do with real estate? Well, the simple answer is that lactose has everything to do with everything. Not only do all Read more

  • Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures

    You know, I have tried starting this blog post three separate times. Thinking I might share the events of this past weekend. Which was ok. The weekend that is. I thought I might tell you about the beach and the shitty weather and how I had obtained a stress induced case of lockjaw. But it Read more

  • Introduction (ignore that other post…I’m not deleting it)

    I suppose this is the obligatory “Introduction” post. Hence the title. I’m not good at introductions, for myself or anyone really. If I don’t know you and I’m meeting you for the first time, I assure you, it will be awkward. (Unless I’m drunk. Then it’s only awkward for you. Unless you’re drunk too… then Read more

  • I Don’t Even Know If This Is Working.

    Trying to set this blog up with just my phone is a huge pain in the ass (I assume it would be easier on a computer but I don’t actually know) This is a test. Read more